A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked, "Do you have health insurance? "He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance.
"The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank.
"The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.
"The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.
"The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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